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She’s gonna make some guy(s) very, very happy.
This is pretty cool.
40 before 40.
Since I’m too close to 30 to do a ‘30 before 30’, here’s my ‘40 before 40’ list.
1. Skydive (and survive)
2. Obtain a job I truly love
3. Get married and make it last
4. Have 3 kids and don’t corrupt them
5. Run with the bulls (though I’ve heard this is no longer possible)
6. Play hockey on the Garden ice
7. Oktoberfest in Germany
8. Amsterdam
9. Full tour of Asia - Korea, Japan, China, India, etc.
10. Try to find birth parents
11. See the Aurora Borealis with my own eyes
12. Camp in Alaska
13. Road trip across the USA
14. Swim with sharks
15. Scuba the Great Barrier Reef
16. Live in Manhattan
17. Kill Justin Bieber
18. Drink a beer with a bear
19. Chase a tornado
20. Experience an earthquake
21. Get lost in the Amazon
22. Write a screenplay
23. Write a book
24. Write, direct and edit my own full-length indie film
25. Tattoo left arm and chest
26. Swim in clear ocean water
27. Learn to sail
28. Experience another Mets World Series and Rangers Stanley Cup
29. Eat something with a ghost chili in it
30. Find and devour the world’s best cheeseburger
31. Write a song on guitar
32. Base jump off some infamous structure
33. Shoot a sniper rifle
34. Ski in Europe
35. Feel the heat from a volcano
36. Meet Megan Fox, Zooey Deschanel and/or Mila Kunis
37. Mardi Gras in NOLA
38. Kill/hunt something (besides Bieber)
39. Shake hands with the President (whoever it may be at the time)
40. Drink 1,000 different beers
RANT OF THE DAY
Learn to fucking walk or get the fuck out of my way. I don’t give a shit that you don’t speak English and you’ve never seen a building bigger than the pathetic hut you might live in. GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY. Don’t walk and sight-see. Get out of my fucking way and take 1000 pictures of the same building. Don’t walk, stop, take picture, take 2 steps, stop, take picture. There are other people around you that aren’t on vacation. Congratulations, you’ve stepped on my feet and made my commute to work 10 minutes longer. I hate you. Oh, no problem, take up the entire sidewalk with your over-sized, ugly family. You are a wall of frustration. If I had a brick, I would throw it at the back of your head. Yes, I’m talking about you, little girl.. the hypothetical brick I’m wielding is meant for the back of your skull if you don’t pick up the goddamn pace. Forget about it when it rains, I might as well stay home. I don’t wear sunglasses on a sunny day, but I’ve considered wearing them when it rains. Oh, ok, let’s all buy the $5 umbrellas they sell outside of Penn., they’re really good quality. I didn’t know they were meant to flip inside out and poke me in the retina. So, now my feet are bruised and bloody and you’ve poked out both my eyes. I’m fine though, enjoy staring at the Empire State Building for 3 hours and eating lunch at the Hard Rock. I hate you all.
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY.
my locale 2 weeks from today. can. not. wait.
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